Footballers don’t half have it hard (nudge, nudge). Kevin-Prince Boateng has had an injury-blighted season in Serie A so far, making only 11 starts to date, and is currently a doubt for AC Milan’s Champions League tie with Arsenal next Tuesday after suffering a thigh strain last week.
The reason? Well, according to his girlfriend – stunning Italian model and television presenter (aren’t they all?) Melissa Satta – it’s because they have lots and lots of lovely sexy sex.
Satta told Vanity Fair:
“The reason why Boateng is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.
“I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.”
Yep, KP is knackered because he suffers the ignominy of having to hump this incredibly beautiful arrangement of DNA ‘around 7 to 10 times’ a week…
The poor lamb.
But wait! There’s more! Here’s an insightful video of the delightful Ms. Satta getting her nudey rudey parts body-painted for the Sports Illustrated spread featured in the gallery…
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